It was recently revealed to me that several of my co-workers do not know how to take their tight pants off in a sexy or even somewhat normal-looking way. "How do the pants not get stuck on your legs, and then they're pooling around your feet, and your feet get stuck," etc. Because of this gap in knowledge, I was tasked with finding out how to do it — that is, how to take off pants in a sexy or even somewhat normal-looking way. I assume this is because my innate energy suggests that I might already know the answer! 3 Ways to Take off Clothes in a Sexy Way - wikiHow www.wikihow.com / ...Clothes- ...Sexy - Way Take off your trousers. Pull off your belt, then step out of them one leg at a time. Take this slowly, to avoid getting your foot caught and reducing the sexiness considerably. Don't try to shimmy out of trousers sexily; due to mysterious laws of the universe, this only works for women.!! Well, it's true that I do.
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Obviously the first place to look is the internet. Googling "how to take off pants in a hot way" led to an abundance of advice about getting wax and gum out of clothing, but it also led to the WikiHow "How to Take off Clothes in a Sexy Way," which had this to say:
"Learn how to make jean removal sexy. You might want to practice this one in advance, since tight jeans tend to be less sexy when you're falling over with your legs trapped." Mmhm, mmhm, yes, yes. "Try kneeling, then pushing your jeans down to your knees while you stick your butt out at your partner." Okay. "Sit back on your butt to pull the jeans off the rest of the way." Okay. This is sort of confusing, but if you read it slowly I think you can picture it. Or, well — I will try to draw for you what it means:
Not to change the topic here:
Beyonce's Party Attire Is Next Level — See The Sexy New Pics | Power 105.1 FM
Halloween 2019's buzziest costumes: J.
Halloween — one of the only times of the year you get to be someone you're not. But who (or what)? And where do you turn to for inspiration?
The National Retail Federation, which issues an annual survey on Halloween spending, estimates related spending in the U.S. on costumes and other items will hit $8.8 billion this year (impressive, but down slightly from $9 billion last year). According to this year's NRF survey, social media is the top source of costume inspiration, with women tending to pluck their pop-culture ideas from Pinterest and men turning to YouTube. (The survey didn't include nonbinary gender identifications.)
Elizabeth Rogers, a spokeswoman for Elmsford, N.Y.-based Party City, also cited the importance of online buzz, noting that in addition to the evergreen costumes such as witch, vampire and superhero, what's trending on social media determines what's on the shelves of the retail outlets.
Justin Bieber Removes Hailey Baldwin's Garter with His Teeth in Sexy Wedding Photo | PEOPLE.com
The pop star married the model (again--) in a traditional wedding ceremony in South Carolina one year after getting legally married at a N.Y.C. courthouse
Justin Bieber’s wedding to Hailey Baldwin included an age-old tradition: the garter toss.
On Tuesday, the pop star shared a black-and-white photo of the intimate moment — in which he can be seen removing the model’s garter from her leg with his teeth at their second wedding ceremony in South Carolina last month — to his Instagram, simply captioning it, “Yeeee.”
A second photo from the slide show shows Bieber, 25, and Baldwin, 22, embracing on the dance floor with their guests surrounding them.
The Sept. 30 wedding in South Carolina came a little more than one year after the couple first tied the knot in a New York City courthouse on Sept. 13, 2018. They exchanged vows — and Tiffany & Co. wedding bands — in front of 154 friends and family as the sun set at the Somerset Chapel, on the Montage Palmetto Bluff in Bluffton, South Carolina.
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Sexy '50 Shades' of medieval times revealed for first time
Fragments from a sexed-up medieval poem, which researchers are calling the “50 Shades of Grey” of its day, were just rediscovered after more than 700 years.
The Rabelais-esque passages in question — a randy episode from the 22,000-line tale of a courtier wooing a woman — have been left out of virtually all translations of the poem or left untranslated — perhaps to preserve the modesty of prim medievalists.
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OK, so maybe it wouldn't steam Henry Miller's clams , but the standard modern edition of the poem by publisher Livre de Poche stills censors this section. (We expected more from the French.)
Kylie Jenner Kicks Off Hot Girl Fall in Sexy Pics After Travis Scott Split
That sexy pumpkin look-- Kylie Jenner is fully embracing fall in her sexy new looks. The 22-year-old reality star took to Instagram late Wednesday night to show off her sparkly skintight orange outfit.
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In the pics, Kylie is holding a crystal-covered clutch purse in the shape of a $10,000 stack of money and squatting down on the ground.
The pics come shortly after Kylie's break from rapper Travis Scott. The couple of two years are taking a break and a source confirms to ET that the two "haven't been together as a couple for roughly a month."
This isn't Kylie's first bold look since her split. She also attended Justin and Hailey Bieber's South Carolina wedding earlier this week in a stunning gold gown.
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