Thursday, November 21, 2019

Troubleshooting Your Bra | The New Yorker

My bra straps dig into my shoulders.
Your bra straps are too tight. Loosen them a little with a Phillips-head screwdriver.

My bra straps are always slipping.
Your bra straps are too loose. Tighten the straps until the skin beneath them is festively red and inflamed.

My breasts spill out from the sides of my bra's cups.
Your cup size is too small. Slap some extra deodorant onto your sideboob and gently explain to your armpits that they have a new baby sibling.

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